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June 27, 2016, 4:47 am

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Female version of viagra She was never a critical care nurse, female version of viagra an ER nurse, female version of viagra an OR nurse, female version of viagra a transplant nurse, female version of viagra a nursing instructor or a clinical nurse specialist.

Female version of viagra Good grief, female version of viagra what did the woman DO?? Besides sitting around smiling or standing around posing.

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Female version of viagra Burn out.

Female version of viagra It’s an empty gas tank.

Female version of viagra Hitting the wall.

Female version of viagra Going numb.

Female version of viagra Losing compassion. Female version of viagra Not caring. Female version of viagra Going through the motions.

Female version of viagra Dreading the next shift two days ahead. Female version of viagra Being in tears the day of the shift.

Female version of viagra Feeling like you should call in dead.

Female version of viagra It’s having nothing of yourself left to give; it’s all you can do to lift one leg in front of the other.

Female version of viagra It’s hell.

Female version of viagra Been there, female version of viagra done that, female version of viagra wiped up body fluids with the T-shirt.

Female version of viagra A few years ago I decided I had had enough.

Female version of viagra It was night shift from hell at Inferior Medical Facility.

Female version of viagra I had a demented, female version of viagra elderly AIDS patient who spent eight hours screaming every known cuss word in the universe and described me in ways I STILL haven’t figured out.

Female version of viagra To sum it up, female version of viagra he thought I was a ‘ho.

Female version of viagra And of course he needed an IV, female version of viagra a foley and an NG. Female version of viagra After four hours of this, female version of viagra I actually got him to be quiet for an half-an-hour by telling him, female version of viagra complete with hand on hip and index finger rocking, female version of viagra that…ahem…”…don’ you be dissin’ me in my ‘hood. Female version of viagra I don’ disrespect you, female version of viagra you don’ dis me. Female version of viagra You in MY ‘hood now so shut yo mouth.”

Female version of viagra This out of a middle aged woman who makes Wonder Bread look ethnic.

Female version of viagra The poor man closed his mouth and shut right up.

Female version of viagra I think he was shocked. Female version of viagra I know I was. Female version of viagra I could hear giggling at the nurses’ station.

Female version of viagra Across the hall was a four-point-leather restrained drunk patient screaming vile obscenities that made the old man sound like Mr. Female version of viagra Rogers.

Female version of viagra The highlight of the night was looking over and seeing urine flowing from the bed, female version of viagra forming a puddle that made Lake Tahoe look miniscule by comparison.

Female version of viagra I left the unit that morning with a mission.

Female version of viagra I was done with nursing. Female version of viagra I wanted a desk job. Female version of viagra Nine-to-five. Female version of viagra Monday through Friday. Female version of viagra Weekends and holidays off. Female version of viagra No more blood. Female version of viagra No more tubes.

Female version of viagra No more death.

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Female version of viagra I found the perfect job doing pediatric telephone triage.

Female version of viagra My co-workers warned me that I was an ER nurse at heart and that I would be bored stiff in six months.

Female version of viagra Yeah, female version of viagra right.

Female version of viagra The job was fun, female version of viagra the people were fantastic, female version of viagra talking to the parents and guiding them through their kids’ illnesses was fulfilling.

Female version of viagra I had my own desk, female version of viagra my own computer and I learned more about pediatrics in that first six months than I had in all the years before. Female version of viagra I could wear street clothes if I wanted but after one week of nylons at 6:00 am, female version of viagra I was back in scrubs. Female version of viagra I was living the life. Female version of viagra And then it happened.

Female version of viagra I got bored.

Female version of viagra The slow summer season started and surfing the internet between calls just wasn’t cutting it.

Female version of viagra All my certifications came up for renewal and working in a clinic meant I didn’t have to have my TNCC or my ACLS or my ENPC or my NRP……..but I couldn’t let them go.

Female version of viagra I missed the ER. Female version of viagra I wanted to go back.

Female version of viagra Monday through Friday isn’t all it is cracked up to be. Female version of viagra I was working a day shift when I’m a night owl so I had to make myself go to bed early. Female version of viagra I gained 25 pounds because I was sitting on my derriere all day. Female version of viagra There is no life working 9-5. Female version of viagra You spend all your time on the weekend catching up on what you missed during the week.

Female version of viagra I thought the grass would be greener on the other side, female version of viagra but it was more like astroturf.

Female version of viagra Now I’m back in ER and loving it.

Female version of viagra I’m glad I had the clinic experience; I gained a lot of pediatric knowledge.

Female version of viagra I guess the nurse can leave the ER, female version of viagra but the ER never leaves the nurse.

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June 27, 2016, 4:27 pm

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Women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 Does anyone still use medicine trays anymore?

Women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 Anyone remember pouring their meds for the entire shift in the morning, women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 stacking them in tiny paper medicine cups with the medicine cards lined up in the order they were to be given?

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Women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 I hate the fact that ER nursing is unpredictable.

Women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 I work a “dead-end’ shift (3pm – 3am), women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 which means that I am not relieved by another nurse. Women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 If the unit is busy it is very difficult to disengage and leave. Women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 That’s what happened last weekend and I wound up doing a double shift.

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Women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 It was like getting up off the mat at the count of eight and getting punched in the face again.

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Women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 When did I become such a wimp?

Women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 I used to be able to do double shifts and then double back for another double (for the uninitiated, women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 that is working 32 out of 40 hours) and have energy for two kids under six when I was done! I was WOMAN, women's health > lukol 50 tablet bottle > 3 > $142.00 did you hear me roar?

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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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