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2 Comments

  • kenju
    kenju

    September 23, 2005 at 12:12 pm

    Kim, this is so funny. Your mention of drugs and rock music made me think of something. My boss hired a new designer 3 weeks ago, and she was telling us about how she is excited to be going soon to the Rolling Stones concert near here. Last Thurs., she fell and broke one leg in 3 places (compound, complex fractures) and sprained the other one. The swelling is still so bad they have not been able to do the inevitable surgery, and she will not be able to go to the concert (which was supposed to be her birthday present). I feel so sorry for her!


  • Heather
    Heather

    September 24, 2005 at 7:08 pm

    We have the time clocks that we have to swipe our badge into and then we actually have to place our finger on a touchpad to verify that we are actually the one clocking in!


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