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7 Comments

  • unicorn
    unicorn

    September 30, 2005 at 10:39 pm

    Hey Kim,

    thx for your comments!
    Unbelievable but true, I wrote a new post about my nursing exam and hope to have answered your question a bit.

    *gg* in your post you described my nursing uniform 1:1 except for the Hershey’s kisses… but I have old, dirty chewing gum to show for instead. Still wrappen but with crumbs on it *yummy*

    best wishes
    unicorn


  • Alicia
    Alicia

    October 1, 2005 at 10:43 am

    Hi Kim –

    I just wanted to stop by and thank you for contributing to Shakespeare’s Sister. I, too, am at the other end of the political spectrum from you, and I think that the only way out of this mess we’re in is for people of differing viewpoints to reach out to each other in spite of the differences of our worldview. People of good will have more in common than not. Thanks!


  • About the same time you posted this, coincidentally I was posting about my required costume, ur…uniform. This post cheered me. 🙂

    Hh


  • Kim
    Kim

    October 1, 2005 at 5:49 pm

    Thanks for stopping by, Alicia. I was glad I was able to pitch in for Sis!

    Hannah, I am on my way to your site now!

    Unicorn! I loved your post! It sounds a lot harder to pass the German nursing tests!


  • Heather
    Heather

    October 1, 2005 at 8:42 pm

    I haven’t worked on the floor in a while, but you described what I used to carry in my pockets perfectly!


  • Susan
    Susan

    October 3, 2005 at 1:50 pm

    I totally agree with your pocket assembly, with the following revisions:

    right pocket: add a penlight and carpuject. Subtract calculator and notepad.

    left pocket: subtract the palm pilot. Used it in Chicago, but not in KC.

    Also, it’s nice to see that there is another left-handed ER nurse around! Love your blog!


  • very cheap
    very cheap

    January 27, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    You are doing a wonderful thing here on the Internet. I wish you the very best. Kindest regards.


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