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Viagra pharmacy Did Dixie McCall ever leave the nurses’ station on “Emergency”?
Viagra pharmacy Why is it easier to stay up until 0700 than to get up at 0700?
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Viagra pharmacy Why would my husband even remotely suggest that I want to watch “Trauma In the ER” on my days off?
Viagra pharmacy Why is it when a law enforcement officer seeks medical attention in the ER, viagra pharmacy the entire force on duty at that time comes in to say hi? Ditto with the fire guys?
Viagra pharmacy How can they say we don’t have universal access to health care when anyone at anytime can walk into any ER for any reason and by law cannot be turned away because of lack of funds?
Viagra pharmacy Why are they always defibrillating patients in asystole on TV?
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Viagra pharmacy What is it about “No Cell Phones” that is so hard to comprehend?
Viagra pharmacy Why is it that a person will stand in line for three hours for a flu shot and then gripe if their entire ER visit takes the same amount of time?
Viagra pharmacy Ever notice how a warm blanket will soothe the cranky patient?
Viagra pharmacy Why would county dispatch send four ambulances to one ER within 15 minutes when none of the other hospitals are on ambulance diversion?
Viagra pharmacy How did the nurse on “ER” auscultate a sys-
tolic BP of 40 without a sphygmomano-
meter or a stethoscope?
Viagra pharmacy Why would a facility feed into the “instant gratification” culture by placing this ad in the local paper: “It takes longer to walk to your mailbox than it does to be seen in our ER”?
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Viagra pharmacy Happy Halloween! Here’s to no tricks and a ton of treats!