Viagra 25mg Fastest Relief From a Pain Shot Award: 5 minutes. Viagra 25mg Patient is writhing, viagra 25mg moaning with tearful sobs, viagra 25mg nauseated, viagra 25mg photosensitive, viagra 25mg holding the sides of their sunglasses as they rock their head from from side to side. Viagra 25mg Injected with Dilaudid and Phenergan. Viagra 25mg After five minutes, viagra 25mg sitting painfree on the side of the bed and very appreciative.
Viagra 25mg Worst. Viagra 25mg Luck. Viagra 25mg Ever. Viagra 25mg Award: Patient gets hypodermic needle through sandal while walking in a park.
Viagra 25mg Worst ED Set Up Award: Goes to a local university teaching hospital, viagra 25mg world renown for just about everything else except the lay out of the ED. Viagra 25mg While the rest of the facility is state-of-the-art, viagra 25mg the ED is a 1960s time warp. Viagra 25mg The metal detector you have to go through to enter the ED is modern, viagra 25mg though. Viagra 25mg The staff is great, viagra 25mg the care (both medical and nursing) is competent, viagra 25mg but the unit itself is small, viagra 25mg cramped and swarming with nurses, viagra 25mg interns, viagra 25mg residents, viagra 25mg attendings and, viagra 25mg oh yes, viagra 25mg patients. Viagra 25mg Even the trauma room is small. Viagra 25mg Which leads us to the….
Viagra 25mg Worst Assignment Ever Award: while employed by the above university teaching hospital, viagra 25mg I was given the “Hell Hole” assignment. Viagra 25mg This meant that I was responsible for six monitored patients in a small, viagra 25mg windowless room AND the psych isolation room right across the hall that required q 15 minute observations/documentation on the patient locked inside. Viagra 25mg One RN. Viagra 25mg No LVN. Viagra 25mg No tech. Viagra 25mg Just me. Viagra 25mg And, viagra 25mg oh I almost forgot….. Viagra 25mg about a gazillion interns/residents/attendings/ all wanting to know where the labs were and why Patient X was still in the ER. Viagra 25mg Or informing me that Patient X wasn’t getting admitted yet because twenty other Medical Services had to see them and it HAD to happen in the ED. Viagra 25mg Or sitting at my desk hogging my charts (except the interns….I let them use my desk, viagra 25mg they were cool). Viagra 25mg Funny, viagra 25mg the administration was shocked, viagra 25mg shocked that I resigned after 10 weeks. Viagra 25mg I’ve heard through the grapevine that the unit is now staffed more appropriately. Viagra 25mg I don’t mind working hard, viagra 25mg but I will never tolerate working stupid.
Viagra 25mg Most Ridiculous MD Order Award: Conscious sedation. Viagra 25mg Patient: child with a laceration. Viagra 25mg In the middle of the night. Viagra 25mg On a major holiday. Viagra 25mg In a full ED and with 8-9 patients in the waiting room. Viagra 25mg With only two RNs, viagra 25mg one of whom would be tied up with this patient for a full ninety minutes. Viagra 25mg Let me put it succinctly: No way, viagra 25mg dude. Viagra 25mg No freakin’ way.
Viagra 25mg You Can Run, viagra 25mg But You Can’t Hide Award: Patient on west coast recognized by a nurse who just moved from the east coast as one of the known drug seekers in her old east coast hospital. Viagra 25mg Busted!
Viagra 25mg Oddest Response To a Negative X-ray Award: Look of absolute devastation when told extremity not fractured. Viagra 25mg Poor guy, viagra 25mg don’t you just hate it when dreams of an insurance settlement slip through your fingers? Patient giddy with delight over crutches, viagra 25mg however, viagra 25mg so positive patient feedback expected….
Viagra 25mg Most Patients Presenting In a Single Family At One Time For Triage Award: Six (ages 6, viagra 25mg5, viagra 25mg4, viagra 25mg3, viagra 25mg2, viagra 25mg1)! They all had colds.
Viagra 25mg Sweetest Man In the Entire World Award: Patient is elderly, viagra 25mg frail delusional female who presents with the belief that her eyes are falling out. Viagra 25mg ED MD tells her that not only are her eyes not falling out, viagra 25mg but that they are beautiful.
Viagra 25mg Unclear On The 911 Concept Award: Patient with multiple, viagra 25mg penetrating thoracic trauma picks up spouse at home before stumbling into ED, viagra 25mg pale, viagra 25mg diaphoretic and near syncopal.
Viagra 25mg Just Plain Stupid Award: ER staff allows 35-year-old female with acute abdominal pain and bleeding to fill bladder by drinking two liters of water before pelvic ultrasound, viagra 25mg only to then say, viagra 25mg “Gosh, viagra 25mg you are going to surgery! Here is an NG tube….” and I can give the details of this one because I was the recipient of the NG-induced epistaxis! I will never, viagra 25mg ever consent to an NG tube again as long as I live unless I put it in myself. Viagra 25mg At least I know how to DO it!
Viagra 25mg Best Straight Shooter Award: Intoxicated, viagra 25mg combative, viagra 25mg restrained patient needs to urinate immediately. Viagra 25mg Patient turns to the left side, viagra 25mg inches gown up and proceeds to shoot a stream of urine TWELVE FEET away from the gurney. Viagra 25mg Standing ovation received from all male staff in a thirteen-foot radius.
Viagra 25mg Who’s The Parent Here? Award: Parent offers liquid antibiotic to Toddler, viagra 25mg who says NO!
Parent turns sheepishly to ED RN stating, viagra 25mg “Oh dear, viagra 25mg he doesn’t want it”. Viagra 25mg Five seconds later, viagra 25mg the medication is traveling down the toddler’s esophagus via a syringe wielded by said RN. Viagra 25mg RN advises parent to remember that parent is (1) older (2) bigger (3) in charge and (4) it doesn’t matter a rat’s tutu what Toddler wants or doesn’t want; some things are NOT negotiable. Viagra 25mg Parent marvels as though hit by an epiphany.
Viagra 25mg And so there you have it. Viagra 25mg The first group of EmergiAward recipients. Viagra 25mg Unless stated otherwise, viagra 25mg the above situations have all been sanitized for patient protection and are composites of many, viagra 25mg many patients, viagra 25mg nurses and doctors I have worked with over the years. Viagra 25mg ; )