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Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Worst Assignment Ever Award: while employed by the above university teaching hospital, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 I was given the “Hell Hole” assignment. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 This meant that I was responsible for six monitored patients in a small, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 windowless room AND the psych isolation room right across the hall that required q 15 minute observations/documentation on the patient locked inside. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 One RN. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 No LVN. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 No tech. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Just me. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 And, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 oh I almost forgot….. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 about a gazillion interns/residents/attendings/ all wanting to know where the labs were and why Patient X was still in the ER. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Or informing me that Patient X wasn’t getting admitted yet because twenty other Medical Services had to see them and it HAD to happen in the ED. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Or sitting at my desk hogging my charts (except the interns….I let them use my desk, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 they were cool). Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Funny, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 the administration was shocked, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 shocked that I resigned after 10 weeks. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 I’ve heard through the grapevine that the unit is now staffed more appropriately. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 I don’t mind working hard, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 but I will never tolerate working stupid.

Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Most Ridiculous MD Order Award: Conscious sedation. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Patient: child with a laceration. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 In the middle of the night. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 On a major holiday. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 In a full ED and with 8-9 patients in the waiting room. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 With only two RNs, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 one of whom would be tied up with this patient for a full ninety minutes. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Let me put it succinctly: No way, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 dude. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 No freakin’ way.

Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 You Can Run, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 But You Can’t Hide Award: Patient on west coast recognized by a nurse who just moved from the east coast as one of the known drug seekers in her old east coast hospital. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Busted!

Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Oddest Response To a Negative X-ray Award: Look of absolute devastation when told extremity not fractured. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Poor guy, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 don’t you just hate it when dreams of an insurance settlement slip through your fingers? Patient giddy with delight over crutches, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 however, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 so positive patient feedback expected….

Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Most Patients Presenting In a Single Family At One Time For Triage Award: Six (ages 6, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.005, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.004, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.003, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.002, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.001)! They all had colds.

Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Sweetest Man In the Entire World Award: Patient is elderly, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 frail delusional female who presents with the belief that her eyes are falling out. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 ED MD tells her that not only are her eyes not falling out, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 but that they are beautiful.

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Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Just Plain Stupid Award: ER staff allows 35-year-old female with acute abdominal pain and bleeding to fill bladder by drinking two liters of water before pelvic ultrasound, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 only to then say, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 “Gosh, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 you are going to surgery! Here is an NG tube….” and I can give the details of this one because I was the recipient of the NG-induced epistaxis! I will never, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 ever consent to an NG tube again as long as I live unless I put it in myself. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 At least I know how to DO it!

Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Best Straight Shooter Award: Intoxicated, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 combative, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 restrained patient needs to urinate immediately. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Patient turns to the left side, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 inches gown up and proceeds to shoot a stream of urine TWELVE FEET away from the gurney. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Standing ovation received from all male staff in a thirteen-foot radius.

Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Who’s The Parent Here? Award: Parent offers liquid antibiotic to Toddler, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 who says NO!
Parent turns sheepishly to ED RN stating, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 “Oh dear, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 he doesn’t want it”. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Five seconds later, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 the medication is traveling down the toddler’s esophagus via a syringe wielded by said RN. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 RN advises parent to remember that parent is (1) older (2) bigger (3) in charge and (4) it doesn’t matter a rat’s tutu what Toddler wants or doesn’t want; some things are NOT negotiable. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Parent marvels as though hit by an epiphany.

Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 And so there you have it. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 The first group of EmergiAward recipients. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 Unless stated otherwise, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 the above situations have all been sanitized for patient protection and are composites of many, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 many patients, lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 nurses and doctors I have worked with over the years. Lamisil 10mg cream 20 $292.00 ; )

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10 Comments

  • Heather
    Heather

    October 17, 2005 at 9:02 pm

    Thanks for making me laugh tonight!


  • Julie
    Julie

    October 17, 2005 at 11:01 pm

    Brought back a few memories of my own experiences; great stuff


  • geena
    geena

    October 18, 2005 at 10:00 am

    I loved the You Can Run, But You Can’t Hide award!!
    These were GREAT!! You should submit them to Grand Rounds.


  • kenju
    kenju

    October 18, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    Great, Kim! But I have questions.
    1. What is the alternative to conscious sedation? Is it to knock them out? This is probably a stupid question, but…..
    2. What were the multiple,penetrating thoracic traumas caused by?
    Or do I really want to know?

    That reminds me of the time I was in the ER with a lawn mower to foot injury and a girl came in with her hand caught in a meat grinder. I was about to lose my cookies over her – and so was my surgeon!


  • Kim
    Kim

    October 18, 2005 at 2:41 pm

    This was a simple laceration. For those you usually use a “papoose board” that holds the patient in with velcro straps. I call it the “Huggy board” because essentially that is what it does. They can yell but they can’t move. Then we hold the head while the sutures go in. When we are done, we are done, and so is the patient.


  • Jimmy K.
    Jimmy K.

    October 18, 2005 at 9:16 pm

    I saw your comment on A day in the life of a blogger and laughed. I moved up from a flappy bird to an adorable rodent, I was so proud of myself and then the next week I was back to a flappy bird. I was crest fallen, had no idea you could go backward… anyway you comment was excellent.
    Jimmyk
    http://butthatsjustmyopinion.blogspot.com/


  • Third Degree Nurse
    Third Degree Nurse

    October 19, 2005 at 11:38 am

    What a great picture!!!! Loved the commentary, too. Hats off to you; I know the ED is not for me.


  • Dr. Deborah Serani
    Dr. Deborah Serani

    October 20, 2005 at 5:20 am

    OMG, this is totally hilarious. What great work!!!!!!!

    LOL,
    Deb


  • D.P.
    D.P.

    October 25, 2005 at 6:56 am

    LMAO!!!


  • Dennie
    Dennie

    October 26, 2005 at 10:29 am

    Hi! I love your blog! I’m a RN from TN, not working due to health problems. I made a web page in the 90. It’s should have been kind of a blog, but they didn’t have them back then. Anyway, I love to read stuff that other nurses have written, and especially when it’s well-written!

    Stop by
    http://www.thenurseslounge.net

    if you’d like to check it out. Mor nurses, mostly fun stuff.

    Love
    Dennie


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