June 28, 2016, 3:52 am

Viagra Label

Viagra label Shame on you!

Viagra label That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this ad. Viagra label I didn’t even know they made Tampax back when the world was black and white.

Viagra label Frankly, viagra label I wouldn’t discuss any aspect of reproductive health with this angel of mercy. Viagra label She gives me the willies.

Viagra label Besides “Tampax” sounds like the latest SSRI antidepressant.

Viagra label (Insert own Prince of Wales joke here. Viagra label No pun intended.)

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It wasn’t reproductive health that I had to deal with these last few days. Viagra label Apparently the post-Thanksgiving epidemic is not the avian flu, viagra label but all-too-human constipation.

Viagra label Yes, viagra label the rectums of the world are clamoring for attention.

Viagra label Again.

Viagra label I had a 94-year-old in one bed and an 8-month-old in the next bed. Viagra label Both were having evacuation problems that made Hurricane Katrina look like a precision drum corps. Viagra label Both had eaten yams at their last meal.

Viagra label I suggest that all yams be sold with a complimentary Dulcolax suppository attached. Viagra label It’s a lot cheaper than paying for an ER visit to have someone shove tap water up where the sun don’t shine.

Viagra label But wait! It’s our friend, viagra label Beulah France, viagra label RN! Of New York! She of the toilet paper and Wheaties ads! She’s baaaaaack. Viagra label And she’s discussing bowel habits again.

Viagra label I guess two out of three people are “FOS” at one time or another in their lives.

Viagra label Which means that some people are “FOS” all the time.

Viagra label Like we needed an expert to tell us that….

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5 Comments

  • Moof
    Moof

    November 30, 2005 at 10:46 am

    Oh Kim! You’re just too funny! *LOL*


    I suggest that all yams be sold with a complimentary Dulcolax suppository attached. It’s a lot cheaper than paying for an ER visit to have someone shove tap water up where the sun don’t shine.

    Oh! Now I’ll need to come in ’cause I can’t catch my breath from laughing! 😉

    .


  • katpatmac
    katpatmac

    November 30, 2005 at 11:26 am

    I absolutely laughed out loud, holding my belly, after reading your comments about rectums needing attention after the holiday! Too damn funny and dead right… hats off to your great sense of humor, from one ER nurse to another.


  • Sonic Nurse
    Sonic Nurse

    December 1, 2005 at 8:33 am

    I’m going to have to clean coffee off of my puter monitor. Funny as hell!


  • PaedsRN
    PaedsRN

    December 1, 2005 at 9:23 am

    I had no idea yams had that effect. Maybe instead of candied yams, we could suggest people sweeten them with Lactulose?


  • Dr. Charles
    Dr. Charles

    December 1, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    great post! that old nursing lady is pretty scary, and her feigned empathy is unnerving


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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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