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    • Firmness
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    • Texture – bumpy or smooth top
    • Swirly on top – big or small
    • Color – dark or milk chocolate
  • Plan
    • Eat now or later
    • Solitary or multiple bites
    • Place selections in mailbox so no one else gets them
    • Consider milk as adjunct
  • Intervention
    • Eat a small bite as a test dose
    • Take a second bite to confirm diagnosis
  • Evaluation
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  • Moof

    December 15, 2005 at 10:05 am

    Kim … you make me want to find and break into your break room! *LOL*

    I never realized that eating chocolates could be approached so methodically. Hmmm … I wonder if anyone will notice if I add a box of Whitman’s to my Christmas shopping list, and then the box just … vanishes!

    I trained my ‘old man’ early – no flowers … you can’t eat flowers! 😉


  • overactive-imagination

    December 15, 2005 at 12:55 pm

    LOL. I love your tactical approach to the chocolates. I really DO hate having to guess what’s in there but truly there aren’t any that I wouldn’t eat.

  • kenju

    December 15, 2005 at 4:09 pm

    My approach is somewhat more sloppy than yours. I open mouth, insert candy, chew and swallow. I barely stop to assess what is inside, and I like the gel ones!

    About docs and candy: I decorated a home for a doctor’s wife and she told me about some candy she had bought in NYC at Henri Bendel that cost $55 for a small handful of it. She had intended to have in on the sideboard during a Christmas party, but her husband ate it all!

  • John Cowart
    John Cowart

    December 16, 2005 at 5:18 am

    I think the best way to solve the problem is to eat the whole box…
    Yes, Whitman’s made me the man I am today!

  • Gypsybobocowgirl

    December 16, 2005 at 11:21 pm

    Definately See’s candy–problem is finding that one rum raisen thing that I love. Or the caramel with the marshmallow on the bottom.

    We can’t get See’s here, so I’m a bit flabbergasted that you would settle for Whitmans that any Tom Dick and Harry can get!

  • Moof

    December 20, 2005 at 7:19 am

    Just dropping by to wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR Kim!

    Have fun, and make sure you take time to REST!

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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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