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16 Comments

  • Rita Schwab - MSSPNexus
    Rita Schwab - MSSPNexus

    December 29, 2005 at 3:11 am

    Eeewww Kim! I was browsing the blogs this morning while eating breakfast… Blech!

    I’ll have to remember to save your blog until after I’ve had my cereal…


  • Kim
    Kim

    December 29, 2005 at 3:15 am

    LOLOL – my goodness, that was fast! I was trying to be…well…delicate….LOLOL


  • Jodi
    Jodi

    December 29, 2005 at 9:34 am

    Is that anything like CDDOHS? Ya know, C.diff. Diarrhea Olfactory Hallucination Syndrome?
    It caught be off guard one night at home. I stuck my head in a potporri dish until it was over.
    LOL


  • Moof
    Moof

    December 29, 2005 at 9:42 am

    Oh my GOOD GRIEF you guys! *LOL* You’ve just made me very happy that I didn’t stay in nursing!

    *sniffs her computer and gives it a loving pat*


  • Susan
    Susan

    December 29, 2005 at 11:35 am

    Too funny! I have experienced this syndrome myself. I have also been a victim of the IVPBAHS (IV Pump Beeping Auditory Hallucination Syndrome). Have you?

    And don’t forget the OWCROHS (Obese Woman Crotch-Rot Olfactory Hallucination Syndrome). That’s a doozy!


  • Anonymous
    Anonymous

    December 29, 2005 at 11:50 am

    LOL…I think I’ve had all of the syndromes…

    Also the CMRAHS (cardiac monitor beeping auditory hallucination syndrome)…and the BBOHS(Bad burn olfactory hallucination)…

    Hmmm…think I need a referral…

    Jr-ER RN


  • kirbysnursingadventures
    kirbysnursingadventures

    December 29, 2005 at 11:56 am

    Jodi,
    I’ve had the c. diff hallucination when I’ve gotten home as well.


  • Third Degree Nurse
    Third Degree Nurse

    December 29, 2005 at 4:17 pm

    Geez, I feel like such a newbie. But I have had the FOPOS (Fountain of Poop Olfactory Syndrome)during my first semester. After boiling my scrubs, undies, socks and shoes when I got home I had to wash my hair 3 times just to get that smell out.


  • jenny
    jenny

    December 29, 2005 at 4:17 pm

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  • MichelleL.
    MichelleL.

    December 30, 2005 at 12:10 pm

    Kim, I am a first time commentor…I so enjoy reading your blog. As a nusing student, ex EMT, I can relate to some of your stories. They are always an enjoyable read. I look foward to each new entry.


  • Moof
    Moof

    January 1, 2006 at 9:02 am

    HAPPY NEW YEAR KIM! 🙂


  • Dr. Deborah Serani
    Dr. Deborah Serani

    January 1, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    Dear Kim,

    Wishing you and yours a wonderul 2006!!!

    ~Deb

    PS: The body-less head *is* scary


  • PaedsRN
    PaedsRN

    January 1, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    I have a question. When you have a removed chest drain, suction tubing and drainage bottle in one hand, and a removed IDC with tubing and full urine bag in the other… HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO ENTER THE CODE TO OPEN THE SLUICE ROOM DOOR???

    The time honoured nursing art of opening the door with an elbow or knee (or bum) simply won’t work. I’m good, but even I can’t enter a combination with either of my butt cheeks!


  • Jodi
    Jodi

    January 2, 2006 at 12:46 am

    LOL,
    Just don’t do it with your tongue. Not a good idea on the inf. disease unit.
    (the nose works pretty good though, just use that purell stuff on it afterward)

    lol, I’m just kidding


  • Julie
    Julie

    January 3, 2006 at 1:31 am

    I haven’t been near a GI bleed for at least 10 years and even I was experiencing it there!

    Happy new year Kim, keep up the great work here – with you around I don’t need to work with actual patients to still feel like a nurse!


  • ICU 101
    ICU 101

    January 5, 2006 at 1:14 am

    having encountered my first GI bleed during my last set of shifts, as soon as i read what you posted the dreaded GIBOHS hit me… thanks, Kim! :Þ


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