March 3, 2006, 1:01 pm

She’s A Super Freak?

We have a new role-model here at Emergiblog today. Her name is Nurse Margaret Kissack and she would like to have a word with you ladies.

It looks like she is using her nursing pin as a top button because she doesn’t want to show cleavage.

And I don’t know what is coming out of that bag but it sure doesn’t look like a syringe to me, feminine or otherwise.

Emergiblog is rated “PG-13” so I won’t say what I really think it is.

Don’t let that stern demeanor fool you for one minute.

Who do you think was the inspiration behind the line “She’s a super freak, she’s super freakin’ yowwwww….”

I shall say no more.

Except to give my deepest apologies to Rick James, may he rest in peace.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well, I was going to regale you with the pathology reports on the dermoid “cysters”. Let’s put it this way, Barry the cyst could have applied to Harvard.

I have the only child on earth who clones herself.

Instead, let me ask a rhetorical question:

What do you do when a 10-inch, dark pink worm presents itself to the world through the mouth of a human being?

You name it “Freddie” and send it pathology.

That’s my rhetorical answer.

And how was your day?

13 Comments

  • kenju
    kenju

    March 3, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    EEEEEEWWWW!


  • difficult patient
    difficult patient

    March 3, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    I second that . . .eeeeewwwwww! and blech!


  • Julie
    Julie

    March 4, 2006 at 12:10 am

    Less weird than yours by the sound of it!


  • PaedsRN
    PaedsRN

    March 4, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    Eeeewwwwwwiiiiieeeee…. *shudder*


  • John
    John

    March 4, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    Alien 4?


  • Flea
    Flea

    March 5, 2006 at 4:09 am

    Is Nurse Kissack implicated in this worm thing somehow?

    Flea


  • mary
    mary

    March 5, 2006 at 6:56 am

    I….I….

    OK, this tops my maggots story. Completely. No contest. You win. I don’t want any details….

    🙂


  • Kim
    Kim

    March 5, 2006 at 7:09 am

    Nurse Kissack may be implicated, but it won’t be for the worm thing…..


  • Third Degree Nurse
    Third Degree Nurse

    March 5, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    That’s it for me. No more TV or fiction necessary. I’ll just read nursing blogs from here on.

    We know that worm wasn’t down there alone in the dark.


  • Dr. Deborah Serani
    Dr. Deborah Serani

    March 5, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    She’s super freaky!


  • Wendy, S.N.
    Wendy, S.N.

    March 6, 2006 at 7:03 am

    EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Why do I want to be a nurse, again?


  • Domesticator
    Domesticator

    March 6, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    Ok, I am full of useless info….and I hate to bring this up, but there is actually a museum about this sort of *ahem* womenly stuff….check it out: http://www.mum.org. There truly is something for everyone out there.


  • Anonymous
    Anonymous

    March 10, 2006 at 11:29 am

    I guess I’ve been doing this waaay to long (28 yrs); a worm hey thats life in the ER.


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