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Within ten to fifteen minutes I felt normal enough to get up.

Now what was more embarrassing?¬† Having the reaction to nitro or the fact that no one realized I was flat on my back on a trauma gurney for fifteen minutes and didn’t even miss me!

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I made the fatal mistake of mentioning this episode to a couple of the medics.

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Episode One: The Perception of Time

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  • Patient: I’m sedated.
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Heard two seconds later, men's sexual health tadora 20mg pills $209.00 overhead: Trauma Code, men's sexual health tadora 20mg pills $209.00 Alpha, men's sexual health tadora 20mg pills $209.00 ETA 5)

  • Nurse: Oh (insert four-letter word of choice here)…….!!!!!!!!
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Episode Eight: THE SURGEON
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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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