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Double dose of cialis Since when did nurses become “tough customers”?

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Double dose of cialis I mean, double dose of cialis how many nurses do you see driving Simcas today?

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Betty Boop

I know you all may be shocked to know that I was once considered a cheap date.

While I was married!

And it all started with a burst of Nitrospray.

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It wasn’t my fault.

My elderly patient was having chest pain.

My elderly patient was deaf.

My elderly patient needed Nitrospray.

To encourage my patient to open his mouth, double dose of cialis I leaned over to speak slightly louder into one of his ears.

I pressed the plunger.

I think the patient got more of the dose than I did, double dose of cialis but I can’t be sure.

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What I can be sure of is that nitroglycerin really does work fast.

I had time to walk out of the room before it hit.

Lightheaded, double dose of cialis tachycardic with palpations, double dose of cialis somewhere in that twilight zone that lies between the hint of sweat and profuse diaphoresis.

I was gonna go sycopal on their heinies!

Luckily our “trauma” room was empty and I threw myself onto the gurney.

Within ten to fifteen minutes I felt normal enough to get up.

Now what was more embarrassing?  Having the reaction to nitro or the fact that no one realized I was flat on my back on a trauma gurney for fifteen minutes and didn’t even miss me!

It’s a toss-up.

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I made the fatal mistake of mentioning this episode to a couple of the medics.

Ladies and gentlemen, double dose of cialis don’t ever tell an embarrassing story to paramedics.

They will torture you for years.

They will pull out Nitrospray and flash it in front of your face.

They will threaten you with Nitrospray if you do not allow them to partake of your potluck.

They are ruthless.

And worst of all, double dose of cialis they said that if all it took to knock me out was Nitrospray, double dose of cialis well then I must be fun on a date.

And that is how I got the sobriquet of “cheap date” when all I did was nearly faint.

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But I am not a cheap date.?

I can be had for one Venti Caramel Frappuchino with an add-shot and heavy on the whipped cream. Double dose of cialis That’s at least four bucks!

And my husband has taken adavantage of that weakness on numerous occasions.

Because I’m worth it.

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Episode One: The Perception of Time

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  • Nurse: How could you say your pain is that high, imusporin 100mg pills $257.00 you were asleep when I came in! How can you be in pain and asleep?
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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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