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9 Comments

  • Wendy, S.N.
    Wendy, S.N.

    June 27, 2006 at 5:54 am

    Oh the tortured life of an Ativan.

    That was really kind of twisted. But gripping, nonetheless.

    W. 🙂


  • Kelly
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    June 27, 2006 at 6:42 am

    Ativan, ah yes, a true life-saver for some. Yet, not for himself. Where is his self-contained therapy when he needs it most himself, as his anxiety swiftly turns into convulsions?

    You are branching out, my friend!


  • docbraypa
    docbraypa

    June 27, 2006 at 7:33 am

    When I saw the picture – thinking of the vintage – and my prior military service . . . I was thinking of milk from the powder . . .

    nothing cures like a trip on the ‘van . . .


  • MotherJonesRN
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    June 27, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    Mother’s little helpers. I love the stuff. Ativan works wonders keeping a psych unit quiet. Just add Haldol.

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  • Fat Doctor
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    June 27, 2006 at 6:12 pm

    Niiiiiiiiicely done, Kim!


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  • Wyvern75
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    The picture vintage looks like the WWII service uniform of the American Army and if he was in either Europe, Africa or the Pacific, he got powdered milk (and not done very well) for the entire time he was there. My father still won’t allow powdered milk in the house. It got so bad that the Quartermaster Corps (the people who get supplies) spent the years between WWII and Korea perfecting how to make powder milk taste like real milk.
    Still the milk when I was in Korea in ’83 tasted nasty.


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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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