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    • Never the same job two days in a row
      • you will alternate hours of sheer terror with moments of pure boredom
      • unless you work in a small ER at which point you would reverse the above.
    • Nurses gravitating to the ER are out-spoken, penegra 50mg pills $254.00 in-your-face personalities.
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      • The Answer Nurse also acknowledges that some of the best ER nurses she has had the honor to address as “colleague” have been new graduates.
    • Working in the ER is fun – and that is the best reason The Answer Nurse can provide!

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    • Underpaid – in most of the country
    • Not appreciated – taken for granted
    • The distinct tendency for every homo-sapien to want what they want immediately combined with the inability for said health-care givers to be two places at once. Penegra 50mg pills $254.00 The Answer Nurse does not see a cure for this particular factor in the near future.
    • The requirement to occasionally miss “American Idol” because they are needed on the schedule.

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Penegra 50mg pills $254.00 Question Number Eight:

  • Have your recent experiences from the “other side” changed any of the ways you do your job?
  • The Answer Nurse Speaks: Yes.
    • She makes sure patients are updated on a regular basis about what labs are back and what they are waiting for.
    • She makes sure that holding orders are written ASAP once the diagnosis is made for admitted patients and works with ER docs who share this goal.
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  • Linda

    June 25, 2006 at 2:23 pm

    That was great Kim! When are you going to do it again? I’m storing up my questions 🙂

  • Hannah

    June 25, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    So much fun. I will go back and re-read it, too.

    I haven’t even sent you my questions yet, so there will be more!


  • may

    June 25, 2006 at 5:18 pm

    the Answer Nurse sounds very much like Miss Manners… did she get inspiration from her? 🙂

  • d

    June 25, 2006 at 6:14 pm

    Having just gone to the ER today for what felt (and still kind of feels) like a stupid reason, I’m glad to see abdominal pain on the 30% of your equation. (My boyfriend is an EMT and knows just enough to make him annoying. He was convinced I might have an AAA and was going to die in 3 minutes. Six months ago he had never *heard* of an AAA.)

    So here’s my Ask a Nurse question: if you weren’t a nurse, what profession would you seek?

  • Mel

    June 25, 2006 at 6:23 pm

    Here’s my Ask a Niurse question: Not really looking for specific medical advice, but when would you advise a parent to bring a child to the ER? What don’t you consider part of the 70% non-emergencies?
    The last two times I took kids were for lacerations outside the office & urgent care clinic at our peds office. One simply needed stitches. The second actually nicked the growth plate on a bone & ended up with pins in it. I have no doubt those were legit emergencies, but what else would be?

  • Melissa

    June 25, 2006 at 6:55 pm

    Funny post. Thanks for the laugh.

  • Karen

    June 25, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    LOVE the Answer Nurse feature! Great stuff. 🙂

  • Cassie

    June 25, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    Kim, you made my night! Thanks for the great Q and A.

  • MotherJonesRN

    June 25, 2006 at 11:08 pm

    To the queen of Q&A…….Bravo! You put a smile on my face. I worked another long weekend on my psych unit. After dealing with demanding addicts and their crazy family members, I needed a good laugh. Thanks!

    Mother Jones RN

  • Jodi

    June 26, 2006 at 2:03 am

    Heehee, good stuff!
    I know I should be sleeping ….but I can’t. NCLEX in T-minus 10 hours!
    At least it’s afternoon and I can sleep in…a little.

  • Chele

    June 26, 2006 at 7:39 am

    Great post! I just worked all weekend (nights) at my ER, but I had to read you before I went to sleep. And yes…working in the ER is FUN!!!!!

  • punchberry

    June 26, 2006 at 9:09 am

    Thanks Kim! Like always, you manage to add just the right amount of humor and interesting information!

  • Julie

    June 26, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    As ever a wonderful post. I just love the idea of answer nurse, well done!

  • LoD

    June 26, 2006 at 9:02 pm

    Awesome post, Kim! I love when people have Q&A’s 🙂

  • RevKrull

    June 27, 2006 at 12:01 am

    Thanks for answering my question! In the past 8 months I’ve been to the ED at my local hospital twice. On both occasions they seemed very busy given the time of night (after 1:00 am – I work 2nd shift). I’ve read stories about ED departments around the country overloaded with patients who lack a regular doctor and show up for routine things (e.g., colds, headaches, sprains). But I’d expect most of those folks to show up during the day, not in the wee hours of the morning. But what do I know? I drive a fork lift in a warehouse. Perhaps I live in a dangerous part of the country.

  • difficult patient
    difficult patient

    June 27, 2006 at 7:17 am

    Great Q&A Kim . . .now I’m thinking of some Q’s for you! ;o)

  • kt

    June 27, 2006 at 10:00 am

    that was awesome kim!

  • Jen

    June 28, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    Kim, I sooooooo want to work a shift with you!! You had me laughing and agreeing the entire blog post!

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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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