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Combivent 100mcg inhalation canister $65.00 Maybe I can tell my husband I’m understaffed….

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July 24, 2016, 10:56 pm

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But inside my house it about 583 degrees.

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My son calls my old Macintosh Powerbook G4 laptop my “life support system”.

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I’m known as “perky!” Yep, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 I’m one of those Happy Peppy Perky People and today I don’t feel so damn perky.

I did three twelve fargin’ hour shifts in four days.

It’s hotter than hell here.

(Yes, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 we coastal Californians are heat wimps. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 Wanna make somethin’ of it? Put up yer dukes….)

You’d think that the ER would be air conditioned, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 and it is.

But it only takes five minutes of running around before the invisible humidity hits and I start sweating like a full bore faucet.

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Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 My eyeshadow was on my toenails before I even had my badge on.

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Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 There is a fan at the nurse’s station.

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So I get to work all Happy Peppy Perky and go into see one of my patients.

He’s very sweet, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 can say only two sentences and won’t stay in bed.

His family is a pain in the ass.

My ass.

But because I’m miss Happy Peppy Perky, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 I smile through the torrential downpour of sweat that has caused my Versace glasses to drop precariously to the end of my nose and is driping down the sides of my face.

Then Doctor Hospitalist comes to see the patient, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 and this is good, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 except I now have fifty bazillion orders to do before I can get this patient up to the floor.

Except that another of my assigned patients is undergoing conscious sedation and the third one is ready to be admitted.

And it’s only 1530. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 I have 11 1/2 hours to go…..

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Uh oh. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 Hematoma alert! The IV that didn’t work is growing a rather large bruise.

Wife wants an ice bag for it…..

……except that I’m kinda busy hanging up the drip that will save her husband’s life, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 along with the hydration he so desperately needs while he tries to get out of the bed, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 THEN get a cath urine and THEN get the EKG.

Wife mentions icebag no less than five times.

She sees me running. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 She sees me wipe my face with a towel three times since beginning care.

I’m not sipping mint juleps on the ER veranda, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 okay?

I haven’t left the room since I got there except to get the meds and refrain from stangling the hospitalist who was probably young enough to be my son and wondered who was this crazy woman in the dripping scrubs.

But I smiled through the whole thing and cajoled and encouraged.

And finally got the ice pack, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 only to have wifey say, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 “Oh….he won’t let you keep that on him.”

I desperately look around for Rod Serling because I know this has to be the Twilight Zone.

Nope, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 the dude was not in sight.

So I sat on the edge of the bed, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 smiling and talking to the patient and holding his hand with the ice bag on top of it for a full five minutes. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 Having a conversation even though he could only say two sentences over and over.

Then the family decides that the patient is in distress because, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 he points to his chest and his stomach and wife wants everything checked so get that doctor back in here and the patient might need to go to the bathroom and he can’t tell us so I better get the commode.

So….I run to get the commode and we get the patient up and undress him the rest of the way, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 with the patient fighting our every move and sit him on the commode.

Nothin’.

Soooooo….we (wifey and Happy Peppy Perky Nurse) put the patient back in bed but to keep the patient IN the bed, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 a family member has to hold the patient’s ankles to prevent the patient scooting down. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 Yes, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 we could have done soft restraints but that would have agitated the patient even more and as long as the family was there, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 I could utilize them.

They were still a thorn in my side. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 A pain in my rectum. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 A pox upon my shift.

But my patient gave me a kiss. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 Two of them!

And trust me, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 anyone who wanted to kiss the diaphoretic water slide that was now my body, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 had to have dementia.

But it was still neat!

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It’s a good thing I didn’t wear my cap those last three shifts.

It would have slid right off my drenched scalp.

Oh, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 but don’t worry, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 it wouldn’t have fallen on the floor.

It would have stuck to my sweaty rear-end and I’d have sat on it.

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Oh, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 and the reason I was able to do everything I did for this patient was that one of my co-workers, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 who knows who he is if he is reading this, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 saved my hide by taking care of my other two patients AND doing charge at the same time.

I think I’ll buy that man a Guiness.

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So, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 even though I could wring out half a liter of fluid from the bottom of my scrub top, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 I managed to get through three days of that blistering air-conditioned (just barely) heat and meet a few neat patients in the process.

But I did notice two things.

  • For the first time in all my years of nursing, lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 no patient asked for a warm blanket. Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 Everyone was quite happy half-naked.
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Lotrisone cream in 10gr tube $152.00 So now that I’m cool I’m back to my Happy Peppy Perky self.

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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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