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Confido 60 Tablet Bottle $215.00

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Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 “In a nurse’s own words…”

Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 Well, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 we can’t exactly read the nurse’s own words so allow me to paraphrase.

Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 Photo number one: “Oh my, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 I have a splitting headache in my left parietal region. Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 Why…I must be constipated! It’s a well known fact that constipation is the number one cause of migraine headaches!”

Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 Photo number two: “Oh no! The pain has moved to my right parietal region. Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 I have to be at work at 0700, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 so I had better get this laxative in as soon as possible!

Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 Photo number three: “There, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 there Mr. Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 Smith. Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 I’ve placed you at a thirty degree angle so you can eat your breakfast. Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 And I’ve fluffed your pillow, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 just so! You’re so welcome!’ [Thinking to self: “Oh great…that damn laxative is kicking in and I haven’t been able to take a break in five hours. Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 How am I supposed to keep smiling in the throes of the perpetual proclivity of peristaltic pressure?”].

Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 Maybe if she was able to take a break when nature called she wouldn’t be constipated to begin with!

Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 And that pretty much sums up the ad.

Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 You’ll have to trust me on that one.

Confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 (I think I went to high school with a Sal Hepatica….)

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And now for our feature presentation…

The Commode

It sits in an atmosphere of dim gloom, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

Within the confines of the dirty utility room.

Until a patient decides that they need to “go”

At which point they summon a nurse, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 don’t you know!

“I need to pee, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 and you better scurry!”

“The Lasix is causing my bladder to hurry!”

The bane of existance, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 the loop diuretic, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

Having to carry that porta-pot is just pathetic.

“Oh dear, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 it’s too high!”

“Oh dear, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 it’s too low!”

Well I can’t adjust it, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

So just sit and “go”!

So why use the contraption, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

You might want to ask, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

So let me explain

Why it’s up to the task.

The bedpans they spill and the patient can’t lift, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

So right up their backs on the sheet the pee shifts.

The bathroom it sits in the hall way down thar, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

And the patient can’t hold it to toddle that far!

With bowel movements – geeze, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

Don’t get me started, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

Half the time is spent cleaning the pot I just carted.

(You expected me to rhyme with a different word there, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 didn’t you?

Hey, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 Emergiblog is a classy joint, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 okay?)

No sooner do I scrub, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

and bleach all soil away, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

When the patient, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 they call

And say “Bring it back here this way!”

The five thousand Fleets

That they tried yesterday, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

Have started to work.

Oh, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00 yippie-ky-aye!

And when then are done, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

I’m sure they have found

They’ve lost in the neighborhood

Of twenty-five pounds.

I know this is true, confido 60 tablet bottle $215.00

Because I have to haul

The production of the century

Back down the hall.

So give repect where it’s due

to the lowly commode.

And just thank the lord

it can hold all that load.

The End

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17 Comments

  • A Bohemian Road Nurse...
    A Bohemian Road Nurse...

    February 7, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    Too funny!


  • Mother Jones RN
    Mother Jones RN

    February 7, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    Oh my God, Girl! You are too funny. And that Shane is cute, too!

    MJ


  • girlvet
    girlvet

    February 7, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    Kim – you missed your calling! POET. It is so fun to connect with all the nurses online who blog. Its like having your own support system.


  • Annemiek
    Annemiek

    February 7, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    whoaa!


  • Mama Mia
    Mama Mia

    February 7, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    Nice one!


  • StudentNurseJack
    StudentNurseJack

    February 7, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    I bow down in wonder of your word craftsmanship.


  • Max E Nurse
    Max E Nurse

    February 8, 2007 at 5:03 am

    Joyous! It brings back fond memories of when I used to do such things. Now I just sit on my arse behing a desk and the patients come to me. Oh how life hath changed.


  • Jo
    Jo

    February 8, 2007 at 5:38 am

    That was soooo funny I almost needed a bedpan myself!
    I agree, I think Shane’s a great guy and a great Web guy.


  • Trauma Junkie
    Trauma Junkie

    February 8, 2007 at 7:50 am

    its called FOLEY CATHETER time. The ER Tech’s best freind.


  • Susan
    Susan

    February 8, 2007 at 8:22 am

    Wonderful post! You are a true artiste!


  • Cindy
    Cindy

    February 8, 2007 at 11:40 am

    This is great, I’m going to post a copy at work!!


  • justcallmejo
    justcallmejo

    February 9, 2007 at 8:13 am

    Coffee > nose > keyboard

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    /jo

    p.s. Yes, Shane is cute.


  • TBTAM
    TBTAM

    February 11, 2007 at 7:38 am

    Hey, thanks for the link to Shane – that’s a keeper!


  • Deacon Barry
    Deacon Barry

    February 12, 2007 at 6:51 am

    I’ve just submitted a question to Shane. Thanks for the link.


  • NPs Save Lives
    NPs Save Lives

    February 16, 2007 at 8:23 pm

    Kim, That’s a real gem! Keep them coming!


  • Who Do They Think You Are? » Ask Shane.org
    Who Do They Think You Are? » Ask Shane.org

    February 23, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    […] For example, I count May, Kim, Mother Jones, apgaRN, Mama Mia, Beth, and many other bloggers as friends, but Kim is the only one I have ever seen (and that was only a single picture), and Mother Jones is the only one I’ve ever talked to on the phone. That’s it. And until Kim outed me a couple of weeks ago, none of them knew what I even looked like, yet I still had access to most of their passwords. […]


  • […] constipation is the number one cause of migraine headaches! Photo number two: Oh no! source: An Ode to the Commode, Emergiblog // The Life & Times of an ER […]


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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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