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Think about it.

There are 2.4 million nurses in the United States

Ninety-two percent (92%) of these nurses are women.

The average age of a registered nurse in the United States is 47 and rising.

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I bring this up because the issue of global warming has already hit my emergency department.

It’s The War of the Thermostat!

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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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