Cialis transdermal Esteemed colleagues, cialis transdermal fellow nurses and distinguished readers, cialis transdermal
Cialis transdermal Allow me to introduce you to the “Yacker Tracker”!
Cialis transdermal This cute little mechanical advice was designed for use in a classroom.
Cialis transdermal You know, cialis transdermal the place where children learn the difference between their “inside” and “outside” voice?
Cialis transdermal Green means, cialis transdermal “very good, cialis transdermal you aren’t too loud!”.
Cialis transdermal Yellow means, cialis transdermal “Uh oh…you’re a bit on the noisy side!”
Cialis transdermal Red means you’ve hit the decible level of a Led Zeppelin concert, cialis transdermal thereby triggering an alarm that is certain to bring the conversation of school children to a screeching halt.
Cialis transdermal This classroom gadget is found wherever fine goods are sold to elementary school teachers.
Cialis transdermal Guess where else you can find this machine for keeping children in line?
Cialis transdermal In my emergency department and every other nursing station in my hospital.
Cialis transdermal Not discreetly placed about the facility, cialis transdermal but mounted on the walls!
Cialis transdermal Here we have a group of emergency department nurses demonstrating the actual appliance.
Cialis transdermal Note the look of shock as our cute little staff members realize they have entered the yellow zone.
Cialis transdermal Observe the JCAHO-mandated covering of the mouth to prevent any further vocalizations, cialis transdermal thereby reducing the noise at the nursing station.
Cialis transdermal “Stop the yakking!”
Cialis transdermal Because we all know that emergency departments are supposed to be nice and quiet, cialis transdermal right boys and girls?
Cialis transdermal And professional men and women do tend to yak, cialis transdermal don’t they?
Cialis transdermal So…let’s insult them by installing insulting toys on the walls to keep them from yakking!
Cialis transdermal Brilliant!
Cialis transdermal We wouldn’t want to provide an educational opportunity by providing data from, cialis transdermal oh, cialis transdermal evidence-based studies that show the effect of noise in the environment so that as professionals, cialis transdermal appropriate behavior modifications can be made.
Cialis transdermal Why, cialis transdermal that would be fighting fair and we all know bullies don’t do that!
Cialis transdermal Silly nurses!
Cialis transdermal All they deserve is a cutesy toy that is oh, cialis transdermal so professional looking to patients and visitors!
Cialis transdermal So boys and girls, cialis transdermal always use your inside voice when you are inside the hospital!
Cialis transdermal And remember:
Cialis transdermal Don’t set off the red if your patient’s in bed, cialis transdermal
Cialis transdermal If you set off the light you’ll give the patients a fright!
Cialis transdermal Especially at night!
Cialis transdermal I’m beginning to think I’m working at Pee Wee’s Playhouse Medical Center.
Cialis transdermal This would be hilarious if every word of it wasn’t true (except the JCAHO covering-of the-mouth. Cialis transdermal That is next year’s policy…).
Cialis transdermal Pretty soon we’ll have Chairy, cialis transdermal Globey, cialis transdermal Miss Yvonne and Billy Baloney on staff.
Cialis transdermal What’s next, cialis transdermal the King of Cartoons pulling a night shift as an ER doc?
Cialis transdermal Having to ask “Mother, cialis transdermal May I?” before you give a medication? (Oh, cialis transdermal wait, cialis transdermal that’s already happening…..)
Cialis transdermal So here’s to the head honchos, cialis transdermal whoever they may be, cialis transdermal who have shown so much faith in the professionalism of their nursing staff.
Cialis transdermal Maybe you can skip the cute little keychains this Nurses’s Week and take down these obnoxious road signs that make my colleagues and I feel like we are in preschool.
Cialis transdermal Or, cialis transdermal keep on dumbing us down. Cialis transdermal Eventually you will get what you play for.