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Fun with viagra In August of 1957, fun with viagra American Bandstand went from being a small, fun with viagra local show to national prominence on the ABC network.
Fun with viagra My mother was seventeen years old.
Fun with viagra My dad was nineteen and stationed in Hawaii with the Navy.
Fun with viagra I was three weeks old.
Fun with viagra American Bandstand + Rock and Roll + teen-aged parents = rock and roll Me! How could I have been anything else?
Fun with viagra My destiny was sealed at the genetic molecular level.
I turned fifty this weekend.
It didn’t seem like a big deal, fun with viagra so I didn’t ask for the day off.
I spent the entire shift feeling sorry for myself.
When I had the time…
My shift began at 2300 hours. Fun with viagra In two hours we had signed in nineteen people, fun with viagra five arriving by ambulance. Fun with viagra Now for some ER folks, fun with viagra that is just a drop in the proverbial bucket. Fun with viagra For us it was a big slam.
Constipated kids. Fun with viagra Febrile kids. Fun with viagra Septicemia. Fun with viagra Abrasions. Fun with viagra Fractures. Fun with viagra Chest pain. Fun with viagra Abdominal pain.
And the ubiquitous chief complaint of “weakness”. Fun with viagra I hate weakness. Fun with viagra Nine times out of ten if you are over the age of seventy and you are weak, fun with viagra you are septic. Fun with viagra I hate septic.
Then came the most interesting, fun with viagra uh….group.
HIPPA is such a, fun with viagra well, fun with viagra limiting factor when describing one’s duties in the world of emergency care. Fun with viagra To protect confidentiality I shall simply mention a few concepts/descriptions/words and let you put them together in a story. Fun with viagra Whatever you come up with will not match the actual scenario, fun with viagra trust me.
Multiple individuals. Fun with viagra Female reproductive organs. Fun with viagra Vomiting. Fun with viagra Disinfectant solution. Fun with viagra Pain. Fun with viagra Giggles. Fun with viagra Heat. Fun with viagra Mucous membranes. Fun with viagra Spacey. Fun with viagra Family members. Fun with viagra Heart stopping. Fun with viagra Rapid speech. Fun with viagra Medication. Fun with viagra Something in the throat. Fun with viagra X-rays. Fun with viagra Breakfast food. Fun with viagra Joint (as in “don’t bogart that…”).
I didn’t know whether to laugh hysterically or cry.
The shift ended with six patients coming during the final hour, fun with viagra three by ambulance. Fun with viagra The perfect ending to the “perfect” night, fun with viagra and only the beginning of my birthday “adventure”.
I arrive home to find a pretty birthday card from my husband and a made-from-scratch cake made by my daughter.
I was feeling better already!
Later in the morning, fun with viagra my son had some information. Fun with viagra Apparently my husband was going to purchase an iPhone for me! I’m an Apple fanatic and this would have been fantastic! I’d have that iPhone right now, fun with viagra except…
My son talked him out of it!!!!
Something about extra money every month, fun with viagra battery life and never get the first release of any new product until they work-out-the-bugs.
Yadda, fun with viagra yadda, fun with viagra yadda.
My son is lucky he isn’t a soprano this morning and I mean the singer, fun with viagra not Tony.
I slept the rest of my day and treated myself to a Caramel Frappucino with whip at Starbucks on my way back into work last night.
With an add-shot.
My co-workers put on a pot luck for my birthday and another co-worker’s return from leave. Fun with viagra We both had toy tiaras as it was our “special” day. Fun with viagra I put mine on and went in to see the two pediatric patients, fun with viagra then I removed it.
It is hard to demand professional respect in a plastic tiara.
Later, fun with viagra when the department was empty I put my tiara back on and practiced my Miss America walk around the station.
Just having a little fun.
Two patients arrived, fun with viagra were triaged and treated.
I was still wearing the tiara!
Retroactive embarrassment. Fun with viagra The worst kind!
That’s what I get for not acting my age!
I do believe that this will win an award as the most inane Grand Rounds post of all time. Fun with viagra I could have written any number of things, fun with viagra but Vitus wanted Drama! Action! Humor! as the theme this week.
This should fit the bill. Fun with viagra I ran all night = action. Fun with viagra I didn’t get my iPhone = major drama. Fun with viagra And female reproduction and disinfectant = humor. Fun with viagra I even added pathos and embarrassment!
Do I get extra credit?