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I do believe that this will win an award as the most inane Grand Rounds post of all time. Lozol 1.5mg pills $70.00 I could have written any number of things, lozol 1.5mg pills $70.00 but Vitus wanted Drama! Action! Humor! as the theme this week.

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16 Comments

  • AlisonH
    AlisonH

    July 15, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    Rofl! My husband walked in the door from work one day to find me wearing a gold lame’ and turkey feather headband, put together as a super-tacky angel halo. He was dumbstruck. He finally got out, WHY are you wearing THAT?!

    Because I’d had a truly growly, rotten attitude while paying Christmas bills and balancing the books, and put that on knowing that if I looked ridiculous, I’d have to laugh at myself rather than take my growls out on an innocent kid of ours.

    But note that I did take it off while running to the post office. You, on the other hand, will have kids remembering the hospital as a friendly place because you had yours still on, and I see that as a Good Thing, definitely. Who knows? They might go into nursing someday because of it.


  • Ali
    Ali

    July 15, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Happy Birthday!!!


  • may
    may

    July 15, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    happy birthday kim! many more posts to come:)


  • Annemiek
    Annemiek

    July 15, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    Happy birthday!


  • Rhea
    Rhea

    July 15, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    Happy Birthday! I was born in 1958, so next year…
    I am adding you to my blogroll. A small birthday present.


  • Barbara C. Phillips
    Barbara C. Phillips

    July 15, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    Kim,

    Happy Happy Birthday! You were acting your age! Acting our age means doing anything we desire!

    I love being 50 (well, 52 now). The key is to celebrate yourself every single day.

    As for your son…sigh. Some day he will learn…

    Enjoy!


  • Terry
    Terry

    July 15, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    Happy Birthday, Kim, and remember, 50 is the new 35!!!


  • POPT
    POPT

    July 15, 2007 at 8:20 pm

    Happy Birthday, Kim! May every year bring you a plastic tiara and the fun that goes with it.


  • David Loeb
    David Loeb

    July 15, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    Happy Birthday!!!

    I spent my 30th birthday (12 1/2 years ago) as an intern on call in the NICU. I, too, at first thought it was no big deal, then proceeded to feel sorry for myself… until the giant pink gorilla wearing diapers came in and sang Happy Birthday to me! Not only did it embarrass me no end, but it gave the parents in the unit a chance to laugh and smile and think about something else, even if only for a few minutes. What a gift that ended up being!


  • Mother Jones RN
    Mother Jones RN

    July 16, 2007 at 5:26 am

    Happy birthday, Kim. I vote that you go out and buy your own iPhone so you can have something else to write about. Forget your son’s logic. You MUST own an iPhone! Girls just want to have fun.

    MJ


  • rlbates
    rlbates

    July 16, 2007 at 5:49 am

    Happy Birthday to you Kim!! I’ll hit the big 50 in less than 2 weeks. My husband and I are going to Nashville (late August) to a quilt show. One of my quilts got accepted and will be in the AQS Expo. Hope you have a great (blessed) year!


  • TC
    TC

    July 16, 2007 at 7:08 am

    Happy Birthday! Talked him out of the iphone!? Wait til his birthday comes around!


  • […] Febrile kids. Septicemia. Abrasions. Fractures. Chest pain. Abdominal pain. And the ubiquitous chief complaint of “weakness”. I hate weakness. Nine times out of ten if you are over the age of seventy and you are weak, you are septic. … …more […]


  • Dawn
    Dawn

    July 17, 2007 at 8:40 pm

    Congrats on your bday! I have 5 years to go before I reach that one – hopefully my shift won’t be as, uh, adventurous, as yours was!


  • Dean Moyer
    Dean Moyer

    July 19, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Happy Birthday Kim! Another great post… and a great submission for Grand Rounds. Good luck with the site remodeling. Will be interesting to see what you do with the joint. 🙂


  • Self Help Zone
    Self Help Zone

    July 21, 2007 at 5:08 am

    OOPS.. and sorry I missed the party… 🙂

    belated Happy Birthday Wishes…


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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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