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He didn’t speak English.
He had arrived via 911 transport from a nursing home.
Because he vomited.
I’m sure there was more to the story.
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I got him two more warm blankets to go with the five that were already on the bed.
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Two differential diagnoses ruled out secondary to Family Member insistence that they do not exist.
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I turned back.
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I inserted the angiocath.
“Do you have to do that? It hurts. Can you not do that?”
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I left the room to get the nausea medicine.
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When I turned back the arm was covered.
I gave the medicine and covered the patient back up.
I turned to dispose of the syringe and then turned back to the patient.
Family Member was feeding the patient a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
Where the hell did that come from!
In the middle of the night!
“Oh, viagra online kaufen he can’t have solid food right now! He was vomiting!”
“Please put it away until we know what is wrong with your father/brother/husband/uncle/whatever.”
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The light went back on.
I exposed the little bit of anatomy required for the straight cath and turned to put on my gloves.
I turned back to the patient to place the drape.
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Family member apologized and the catheterization commenced.
The patient was covered by the time my gloves were off.
I heard the click of the light switch as I left the room.
I was not proud of that outburst, viagra online kaufen and it won’t garner an “Excellent” on the patient satisfaction survey.
But I was past frustrated and more than angry.
I was seething.
And I erupted.
And I wonder why I’m on medication for high blood pressure and acid reflux.
I need to find another field of nursing.
But that’s fodder for another post.