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Viagra benefits side effects “The Suck-Up”

Usually the player is suffering from an acute lack of an opiate prescription for chronic pain symptoms with a nebulous origin for which they have not been evaluated by a doctor but they have an appointment with a specialist next week but they ran out of their Vicodin and they just cannot bear it.

Said patient is overwhelmingly complimentary to Team Nursing . Viagra benefits side effects The targeted nurse is SO much nicer than any other nurse anywhere in the whole world and gee, viagra benefits side effects that other nurse was so rude they wish ALL nurses were just like you! These compliments are dispensed within 3.5 seconds of spotting the nurse, viagra benefits side effects often making said RN feel an acute need for a shower.

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Viagra benefits side effects ” Mean Medical Matchup”

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Viagra benefits side effects “Peek-a-Boo Bypass”

This event requires a large team that converges on the patient’s playing field soon after the patients arrival. Viagra benefits side effects Anyone can make the Peek-a-Boo team, viagra benefits side effects although it is usually composed of family members and friends of many generations.

Upon arrival, viagra benefits side effects Team Nursing announces the event rule: only two members of the Peek-a-Boo team on the field at a time. Viagra benefits side effects This is met with a courteous response and extraneous members go to the bench in the waiting room, viagra benefits side effects where the goal is getting back onto the playing field without Team Nursing noticing. Viagra benefits side effects This is accomplished by one Peek-a-Boo team member returning to the patient at a time until the bedside number has quadrupled. Viagra benefits side effects Stealth and dexterity are assets to this goal. Viagra benefits side effects Occasionally Team Security will act as referee.

Viagra benefits side effects “The Two Guy Offense”

The preliminaries for this event take place off the Emergency Stadium grounds.

The player reports a spontaneous assault by Team Two Guys. Viagra benefits side effects The members of this team are always unknown to the patient and the initiation of contact always unprovoked.

The goal of Team Patient is to obtain care from Team Medical with minimal disclosure of the playbook. Viagra benefits side effects The involvement of Team Police is always declined as so as not to incur a penalty. Viagra benefits side effects Team Two Guys apparently has many expansion franchises.

Viagra benefits side effects “The Two Beer Defense”

Team Patient enters the arena via Team Paramedic, viagra benefits side effects having received a report of “player down” on the sidelines of a local Team Seven-Eleven. Viagra benefits side effects Team Patient arrives supine on a movable gamepiece.

Upon arrival in ER Stadium, viagra benefits side effects body fluids are released for assessment by Team Nursing who immediately take defensive positions. Viagra benefits side effects Performance-enhancing ETOH is suspected as the characterisic Odor Offense is noted. Viagra benefits side effects Team Medical waits for the Designated Cleaners and takes the field.

Minimal interaction takes place between the teams for many hours at which point Team Patient verbalizes that he only had “two beers”. Viagra benefits side effects Team Medical knows to multiply this number by 58. Viagra benefits side effects Team Patient is taken out of the medals race on a credibility technicality.

Viagra benefits side effects “The Decible Debate”

Team Patient attempts to propel themselves off the bench and onto the playing field by increasing their verbal intensity. Viagra benefits side effects Team Nursing counters with internal auditory blocking mechanisms. Viagra benefits side effects The goal: Team Patient enters playing field at appropriate interval. Viagra benefits side effects Team Patient rarely medals in this event.

Viagra benefits side effects “The Titanic Panic”

Team Patient arrives, viagra benefits side effects usually via Team Paramedic, viagra benefits side effects complaining of numbness, viagra benefits side effects chest pain, viagra benefits side effects shortness of breath and near-syncope occurring at the preliminary event at Home Arena which involved a “Decible Debate” with another member of Team Family.

The Peek-a-Boo team arrives to act as cheerleaders for the event. Viagra benefits side effects No medal is awarded, viagra benefits side effects as the full cardiac work-up that ensues turns out to be negative. Viagra benefits side effects An Acadamy Award nomination, viagra benefits side effects however, viagra benefits side effects would be appropriate.

Viagra benefits side effects These are just some of the Emergency Olympic events to which I have a front row seat and perpetual season tickets!

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  • Gypsybobocowgirl

    August 17, 2005 at 8:36 pm

    Loved it!

    You forgot the Fall Down Patient that arrives with a minimum of a black eye and anxious spouse (who moonlights as a member of the Two Guy’s team).

  • Gypsybobocowgirl

    August 17, 2005 at 8:37 pm

    And, you are featured on today’s grand rounds 🙂

  • kenju

    August 17, 2005 at 9:08 pm

    Too funny! Sometimes I wish I still worked in a hospital, so I could be privy to these games first-hand!

  • Kim

    August 17, 2005 at 10:54 pm

    My goodness – I never expected to get “featured” anywhere and Circadiana is such a great site! Whoo Hoo! And I did forget the Fall Down Patient – we could call that game “The Horizontal Challenge”

  • Anonymous

    August 18, 2005 at 4:34 am

    It seems a bit harsh to decide that the patient who presents with chest pains and shortness of breath is merely faking it. There are genuine medical problems with those symptoms that don’t involve cardiac trace abnormalities. There’s also the good old panic attack, which – contrary to your assertion – is not faked, is not voluntary, and is genuinely terrifying to the sufferer. I hope that you don’t allow your callousness to negatively affect your professional duty to your patients.

  • Kim

    August 18, 2005 at 10:09 am

    I was concerned that some of my posts might seem callous to someone who may be outside the profession. I’m using extreme exaggeration for the purpose of humor. Thank you for giving me a chance to clarify. I love my job and my patients and I think this will become apparent with subsequent posting.

  • Third Degree Nurse
    Third Degree Nurse

    August 18, 2005 at 12:17 pm

    Good stuff! I love nurses who tell the truth about how it is. Mind if I link?

  • Kim

    August 18, 2005 at 1:10 pm

    Not at all! Thanks!

  • Catherine

    August 24, 2005 at 5:00 am

    Here’s a game as seen from the patients in the ER waiting room. I call it:

    ER Cash Cow

    Team Administration discontinues the Urgent Care clinic, which sees patients with non-emergency problems . . . and whose co-pay is only $5-$10. This closure forces the non-emergency patients to seek treatment in the ER. Upon entering the ER waiting room, the non-emergency patient checks in at the desk, then is whisked back to the triage area. Within 5-10 minutes, said patient is sent back out into the waiting room. S/he no sooner sits down, when s/he is called back up to the ER front counter, at which time Team ER Clerk requests immediate payment of a $50 ER visit co-pay (which is only refunded if the patient is admitted to the hospital). Said patient pays, then sits back down to wait . . . and wait . . . and wait. But because her/his illness is deemed a non-emergency, s/he never gets called to see a doctor and ends up leaving (in the hospital’s viewpoint) AMA, with their $50 co-pay non-refundable.

    Tinkling MUZAK can be heard playing in the background: Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching . . .

    I witnessed this phenomenon first hand one evening during a four-hour wait in the ER. Not ONE person was called back to be seen by a doctor. Every hour, the crowd in the waiting room seemed to turn over by about 25% as people just got tired of waiting and left, only to be replaced by other poor snooks who would be fleeced out of their hard-earned money.

    I fully understand and support the concept of ER triage, with the most ill patients being seen first, regardless of the time they enter the ER system, but there must be a better way for HMOs to handle non-emergency patients.

    Sorry for the long rant, but patients have a side, too.

    P.S. Love your blog! Keep up the good work!

  • Kim

    August 24, 2005 at 3:26 pm

    Catherine, that was great – you hit it right on the head. I’m fortunate to work in an ER that is noted for short waiting times, but when it does get bad, the triage nurse should be keeping the folks in the waiting room informed about how long the wait will be and why. And I can’t believe you don’t get the co-pay back if you aren’t seen!!! That is not right. In our hospital, if you leave before seeing the doctor, it isn’t “AMA”, we designate it “Left Without Being Seen”. I’ll be doing some posting from the patient’s point of view; after all, we’re all patients at one time or another.

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  • EdRNKaren

    June 3, 2009 at 7:29 am

    LOVE IT! I cut and pasted onto my facebook page, with due credit to you. This was very entertaining- I actually fit faces of past patients to all of those competitors!

  • allison

    June 4, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Here is another event that I like to call
    “Laps for Labwork”
    Team Nurse draws blood for Team Lab. Being that it has been drawn in the ER it belongs to Team Stat. However three hours later and Team Lab has yet to send the reports back to Team Nurse leaving Team Stat flailing in the breeze. That is where Team Nurse becomes an instant track star running on foot herself to Team Lab to give them a run for their own medal.

    In the first hospital I worked in STAT did not mean RIGHT NOW it meant Some Time After That…

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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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