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13 Comments

  • Gypsybobocowgirl
    Gypsybobocowgirl

    August 17, 2005 at 8:36 pm

    Loved it!

    You forgot the Fall Down Patient that arrives with a minimum of a black eye and anxious spouse (who moonlights as a member of the Two Guy’s team).


  • Gypsybobocowgirl
    Gypsybobocowgirl

    August 17, 2005 at 8:37 pm

    And, you are featured on today’s grand rounds 🙂


  • kenju
    kenju

    August 17, 2005 at 9:08 pm

    Too funny! Sometimes I wish I still worked in a hospital, so I could be privy to these games first-hand!


  • Kim
    Kim

    August 17, 2005 at 10:54 pm

    My goodness – I never expected to get “featured” anywhere and Circadiana is such a great site! Whoo Hoo! And I did forget the Fall Down Patient – we could call that game “The Horizontal Challenge”


  • Anonymous
    Anonymous

    August 18, 2005 at 4:34 am

    It seems a bit harsh to decide that the patient who presents with chest pains and shortness of breath is merely faking it. There are genuine medical problems with those symptoms that don’t involve cardiac trace abnormalities. There’s also the good old panic attack, which – contrary to your assertion – is not faked, is not voluntary, and is genuinely terrifying to the sufferer. I hope that you don’t allow your callousness to negatively affect your professional duty to your patients.


  • Kim
    Kim

    August 18, 2005 at 10:09 am

    I was concerned that some of my posts might seem callous to someone who may be outside the profession. I’m using extreme exaggeration for the purpose of humor. Thank you for giving me a chance to clarify. I love my job and my patients and I think this will become apparent with subsequent posting.


  • Third Degree Nurse
    Third Degree Nurse

    August 18, 2005 at 12:17 pm

    Good stuff! I love nurses who tell the truth about how it is. Mind if I link?


  • Kim
    Kim

    August 18, 2005 at 1:10 pm

    Not at all! Thanks!


  • Catherine
    Catherine

    August 24, 2005 at 5:00 am

    Here’s a game as seen from the patients in the ER waiting room. I call it:

    ER Cash Cow

    Team Administration discontinues the Urgent Care clinic, which sees patients with non-emergency problems . . . and whose co-pay is only $5-$10. This closure forces the non-emergency patients to seek treatment in the ER. Upon entering the ER waiting room, the non-emergency patient checks in at the desk, then is whisked back to the triage area. Within 5-10 minutes, said patient is sent back out into the waiting room. S/he no sooner sits down, when s/he is called back up to the ER front counter, at which time Team ER Clerk requests immediate payment of a $50 ER visit co-pay (which is only refunded if the patient is admitted to the hospital). Said patient pays, then sits back down to wait . . . and wait . . . and wait. But because her/his illness is deemed a non-emergency, s/he never gets called to see a doctor and ends up leaving (in the hospital’s viewpoint) AMA, with their $50 co-pay non-refundable.

    Tinkling MUZAK can be heard playing in the background: Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching . . .

    I witnessed this phenomenon first hand one evening during a four-hour wait in the ER. Not ONE person was called back to be seen by a doctor. Every hour, the crowd in the waiting room seemed to turn over by about 25% as people just got tired of waiting and left, only to be replaced by other poor snooks who would be fleeced out of their hard-earned money.

    I fully understand and support the concept of ER triage, with the most ill patients being seen first, regardless of the time they enter the ER system, but there must be a better way for HMOs to handle non-emergency patients.

    Sorry for the long rant, but patients have a side, too.

    P.S. Love your blog! Keep up the good work!


  • Kim
    Kim

    August 24, 2005 at 3:26 pm

    Catherine, that was great – you hit it right on the head. I’m fortunate to work in an ER that is noted for short waiting times, but when it does get bad, the triage nurse should be keeping the folks in the waiting room informed about how long the wait will be and why. And I can’t believe you don’t get the co-pay back if you aren’t seen!!! That is not right. In our hospital, if you leave before seeing the doctor, it isn’t “AMA”, we designate it “Left Without Being Seen”. I’ll be doing some posting from the patient’s point of view; after all, we’re all patients at one time or another.


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  • EdRNKaren
    EdRNKaren

    June 3, 2009 at 7:29 am

    LOVE IT! I cut and pasted onto my facebook page, with due credit to you. This was very entertaining- I actually fit faces of past patients to all of those competitors!


  • allison
    allison

    June 4, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Here is another event that I like to call
    “Laps for Labwork”
    Team Nurse draws blood for Team Lab. Being that it has been drawn in the ER it belongs to Team Stat. However three hours later and Team Lab has yet to send the reports back to Team Nurse leaving Team Stat flailing in the breeze. That is where Team Nurse becomes an instant track star running on foot herself to Team Lab to give them a run for their own medal.

    In the first hospital I worked in STAT did not mean RIGHT NOW it meant Some Time After That…


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