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18 Comments

  • Sean
    Sean

    July 28, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Kim, Glad to hear things turned out well. A big WHEW for you.
    I guess we all have to be the change we desire at some point in our life. Glad to see your battling it head-on.
    Best of luck!


  • Rachel
    Rachel

    July 28, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Now that I’m thoroughly addicted, I couldn’t imagine giving up coffee. 🙁


  • anonymousRN
    anonymousRN

    July 28, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Chai lattes are lovely…. and Starbucks has some nice tea lattes. I know they aren’t coffee… but it says somewhere that tea is good for you… 🙂


  • unsinkablemb
    unsinkablemb

    July 28, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Even though I still love my coffee, I’ve found that there is a plethora of tea just waiting to be explored! See if you have an Argo Tea or Tea Geschwender in town. They have many tasty options!

    Take care…


  • #1 Dinosaur
    #1 Dinosaur

    July 29, 2009 at 3:43 am

    Actually, you had it right the first time — as in he was adding another procedure to jack up the fee.

    If someone, anyone, had bothered taking a HISTORY before prescribing you the Protonix, they would have noted your caffeine and ibuprofen consumption. Anyone with a brain would have advised you to decrease or eliminate the caffeine and ibuprofen and see if your symptoms went away, and if you would remain asymptomatic OFF the Protonix (which you probably would/will). The procedure would really only have been necessary if your symptoms continued.

    Nope; sorry. Another case of a specialist doing things bass-akwards while convincing you — THANK (insert-deity-of-choice) — that you really needed the procedure.


  • Beth
    Beth

    July 29, 2009 at 4:01 am

    ha ha – “Tylenol isn’t worth the powder it is printed on.” – Amen to that.

    Kim, my heart goes out to you. I cannot imagine giving up coffee although I have toyed with the idea since it is such a ball and chain in my life.

    Best of luck to you and I’m glad everything else is okay, GI-wise!


  • Nurse Moffa
    Nurse Moffa

    July 29, 2009 at 6:52 am

    Just think of all the money you’ll save!


  • Pattie, RN
    Pattie, RN

    July 29, 2009 at 7:01 am

    Hope you feel better—and you know that the really OLD battleax nurses (like moi!) tripled the Bud Light to SIX a month!! 😎


  • Nursing Anatomy
    Nursing Anatomy

    July 29, 2009 at 8:20 am

    I’ve been there too…my GI doctor misdiagnosed me with Barrett’s Esophagus and they told me all the same things they told you. The difference was, my diagnosis came two days after my 21st birthday and the doctors told me I could no longer drink alcohol. That was a hard one for me, but I managed to do it, until I found out 5 months later that I didn’t really have Barrett’s. Just the same as you, acid-induced esophageal and gastric inflammation in a hypersensitive esophagus. So I hope you feel better, and good luck eliminating those Diet Coke’s!


  • Jenni Prokopy - ChronicBabe
    Jenni Prokopy - ChronicBabe

    July 29, 2009 at 10:07 am

    oh babe, i’m with you – i have the same issue. but i REFUSE to give up my decaf coffee! so i cut out other stuff, and hope for the best. i see my doc regularly and take my meds and i guess i just feel like every other vice has been taken away from me…so what’s a little coffee? maybe i’ll pay later but for right now…i need it. tell me, though, am i being an idiot! xo


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  • Katherine
    Katherine

    July 29, 2009 at 5:33 pm

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    The ad you have above is actually a case all law students study in Torts and Contracts!

    So funny to see it on your website!


  • Aviva
    Aviva

    July 29, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    I developed chronic ulcers from NSAIDs that ruined the lining of my stomach. Man, I was in denial for almost 18 months of chronic throwing up and intense stomach pain despite a variety of drugs from the GI doc. I finally caved in and gave up my Diet Mountain Dew (I never liked coffee), and that made a huge difference. You know what made an even bigger difference? Giving up all pop, even the non-caffeinated types. That was painful, but it *finally* allowed my stomach to heal and go pain-free.

    Anyway, I know it’s hard, especially when you feel like you don’t have any other vices. But I bet you’ll be glad you did within a few months!!

    Good luck!!


  • Mike Maisel
    Mike Maisel

    July 30, 2009 at 4:52 am

    Glad to hear you endured the double header Kim. I get them, too, because I always figured if I am taking a day off, getting someone to drive me back and forth, then might as well go for it.

    I was diagnosed with Barrett’s and my GI started me on Nexium and not only have I been asymptomatic for two years since, but my last scope showed no change. I have none of the dietary restrictions you or any of the commentors must observe.

    Yes, the anesthesia is da BOMB, but not sure it’s worth the colonoscopy prep. @($#*#@(*#$!


  • Michael Kirsch, M.D.
    Michael Kirsch, M.D.

    July 30, 2009 at 7:03 am

    I’m a GI. Keep in mind, pathologists nearly always give us a report of ‘inflammation’ on our biopsies. What does this really mean? Usually very little, but it gives us something to medicate and worry patients about. You have more to worry from the kerosene they serve at Starbucks.


  • Nurse Karin
    Nurse Karin

    July 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t gamble but I gotta have my Starbucks coffee.

    I can relate.


  • Julie Johnson
    Julie Johnson

    August 3, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    New reader . . . big fan! I’ll have a starbucks for you (Tall, nonfat, no-whip, extra hot, half the syrups hot chocolate!)


  • Larry
    Larry

    August 7, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Your story sounds a lot like the health talks we routinely give at the specific chiropractc center. We talk about how people go in for a routine check up and are told they can only eat lettuce and can only breathe every other minute (okay that was an bit extreme) thanks for the great blog…good read!


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