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Viagra description And you don’t ever, viagra description EVER mess with the nurses in the emergency department!
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Oh my god. Viagra description I need a long vacation.
I am sitting here in Starbucks for the first time in months – I can’t even remember the last time I blogged over coffee – and their microwave kept alarming. Viagra description I got out of my chair to go check the alarm!
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The department is chaotic.
Every bed full.
The hallways are impacted.
With patients. Viagra description Family members. Viagra description Lab techs. Viagra description Portable xray machines and those who wield them.
Three ambulances waiting to give report.
What the hell do they want?
Doctors. Viagra description Hospitalists. Viagra description Cardiologists. Viagra description Intensivists. Viagra description A rare primary physician who admits their own patients.
Who want everything….STAT.
Even though nothing about their patients require STAT.
Somewhere in there is the ER physician. Viagra description And the PA.
We’re on divert, viagra description except no one told the three ambulances.
No place to sit.
No place to chart.
No place to stand.
And in the middle of all this…
In the middle of this bedlam.
Comes the order.
To give the first dose all the prescribed medications to the ambulatory, viagra description playing, viagra description giggling child with otitis media, viagra description who is with a totally ambulatory, viagra description fully functional, viagra description totally-capable-of-going-to-the-pharmacy-and-starting-the-medication-at-home adult parent.
So what, viagra description you say?
Well, viagra description this means that instead of being able to discharge this ambulatory, viagra description capable parent with discharge instructions and a prescription right then and there, viagra description the RN must now engage in the preparation and administration of a pediatric medication.
- Going to the Pyxis and removing the medications, viagra description say Tylenol and Zithromax, viagra description from the machine.
- Because the Hilton Hospital has no Pharmacy at night, viagra description the Zithromax must be reconstituted by the RN – yep, viagra description we measure it, viagra description we mix it, viagra description we shake it, viagra description we pour it.
- Calculating the appropriate dose based on the child’s weight (yes, viagra description we have to do that, viagra description even if the doctor has written a dose).
- Pour the meds, viagra description draw them up into a dosing syringe.
Viagra description No biggie so far? Remember all the hell going on in the rest of the department? One nurse is tied up doing this totally unnecessary function. Viagra description But it gets better because…
Viagra description They have decided that decades of nursing experience is not enough to ensure appropriate safeguards in pediatric medication administration so…
- A second nurse has to calculate and double check everything the first nurse has done and sign off on the calculations before the medication is given.
Viagra description And there you have it! Two nurses taken from much more critical work to make sure ambulatory, viagra description playing, viagra description giggling child with otitis media gets their first dose of medication, viagra description when there is no reason on God’s green earth Mommy and Daddy cannot go get the medication and start it themselves.
Viagra description And why?
Viagra description Because it all has to do with patient satisfaction!
If we don’t do this, viagra description they don’t think we treated their child. Viagra description And gosh, viagra description it’s the middle of the night and who wants to wait with a tired kid at the pharmacy and what if the pharmacist is on break and what if they don’t have the cash and what if the ATM machine is broken and…..
Seriously, viagra description people, viagra description this is the minutiae that we have to deal with.
I want to take good care of my patients, viagra description I really do. Viagra description I like my patients, viagra description I want to make their stay in the ER easier and more comfortable and as pain free as I can possibly make it.
I’m a good nurse. Viagra description No. Viagra description I’m a damn, viagra description excellent nurse.
But this bullshit is killing me.
Oh, viagra description and someday, viagra description let’s go out and have a drink and I’ll tell you about the time I got the order to irrigate my patient’s ears. Viagra description In fact, viagra description it was on the same night. Viagra description She was having a bit of trouble hearing, viagra description you see. Viagra description Berated me because I wasn’t doing it fast enough. Viagra description She didn’t care that hypotension and a cath lab patient trumped ear wax.
Yeah, viagra description I definitely need a margarita to tell that one…..