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At least they brought her in.
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I passed the waiting room on my way to the lab. Cheapest viagra Stephanie’s friends were laughing and joking.
“Oh man, cheapest viagra we shoulda got a picture when we were dumping water on her.” Much merriment.
“Yeah! Let’s get one in the hospital…upload it!”
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The group of “friends” left soon after, cheapest viagra with no opportunity to be photojournalists. Cheapest viagra Best Friend left with them, cheapest viagra leaving her number in case the parents did not call by the time Stephanie was ready for discharge.
They did call, cheapest viagra around sunrise. Cheapest viagra They were frantic, cheapest viagra they thought Stephanie had come home and was asleep in her room.
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But we talked about what happens after the drinking is over.
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Talking about not drinking – they can do what they want!
But what’s the one thing they do want?
Control over their lives.
Stephanie lost control of her life for a prolonged period tonight.
That should scare the hell out of her.
I hope she learned a lesson from it.
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