August 15, 2008, 8:28 pm

The Waiting is the Hardest Part

Another offering to the god of constipation.

Okay, fess up.

How many of you snuck Ex-Lax pieces out of your Grandmother’s medicine cabinet because it was “chocolate”?

I did.

Guess what happened…


No diarrhea. No abdominal cramping.


Well, something actually did happen.

I got caught!

And back in the early 60’s, pre-Dr. Spock days of child discipline, one did not sit one’s child in the corner for a “time out” or have a “discussion” with one’s preschooler.

If you get my drift.

Let’s just say that I never, ever did that again.


I was on my way back from Employee Health, where I had received my annual TB test. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that they had titres on file for my childhood diseases.

It’s a wonder I lived past the age of eight. I have had rubella, rubeola, varicella-zoster and mumps!

But I digress…

I needed these lab values to send to Green Bay to be on-file when I began my community nursing practicum. But there was no mumps titre.

Hence my early morning trip to our hospital laboratory at 0750.


The waiting room was packed. Solid.

I immediately started getting tense. I had to be home by 1030, and I had a 40 minute commute. I signed my name on a slip and placed it in the “to-be-called” box. I skrunched into a corner seat with a good view of The Today Show.

I was never going to get out in time.

I just knew it.

What the hell was the lab doing back there? Baking biscuits for breakfast?


One patient was called.

I noticed that Matt Lauer was growing some hair back.

And when the hell did Al Roker lose all that weight?

I don’t watch the Today show very often.


Another patient was called.

Good Housekeeping had an article on spicing up your sex life.

(Yawn.) Yeah, okay.

People had an article on Britney.

(Yawn and gag.)


Another patient was called.

Dammit! I have things to do today.

The local forecast calls for sun.

Of course it does.

This is July in the San Francisco Bay Area, you were expecting snow?



Ah…finally! This wait has been ludicrous.

Tourniquet goes on. Blood comes out.

The tech and I chat about the ever-impending Joint Commission visit.

Finally, I am free to head home.

The lab is so damn slow!


It was 0820. I had taken a seat, been registered and had my blood drawn within only 30 minutes.

30 minutes.

In the time it takes Dominos to deliver, the lab had drawn four patients including myself.

They were hauling butt back there.

But it didn’t feel like that in the waiting room.


I felt like an idiot for being so tense and inwardly impatient.

But now I understand why someone will be upset that it took an hour-and-a-half for their abdominal evaluation in the ER. There are two reasons.

One, they don’t understand how the department works. We see the overview. They see themselves.

And two, time really does distort when you are waiting.

Now I get it.


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August 11, 2008, 2:30 pm

Termination in Five…Four…Three…

Here we see registered nurses working in the laundry room.

Whatever they are doing, it’s out of the same material “of which Kotex is made”!

So… Kotex is made from hospital towels?

Doesn’t this make you wonder what the other 15% of hospitals use?

How many “absorbents” are on the market anyway?

Reminds me of when I shadowed a nurse who was the head of Central Supply as part of our rotation in nursing school.

Not one iota of patient care! She didn’t even put together trays, let alone wrap them.

I’m sure it was a big responsibility, keeping a large medical center in sterile instruments, but it hardly took an RN to do it.

I remember thinking, “What a cu-shy job!”


I am a manager’s worst nightmare.

I procrastinate. I admit it.

I turn in certifications on the last day. If my license if due to expire on the 30th, I have it in on the 29th. Apparently this causes emotional stress in administration as they face the ever-impending Joint Commission search of all files related to employees.

But I have a feeling I may not be the only one.


Superior Medical Center has now started “the countdown”.

For example, I might find this in my mailbox.

Dear Staff Member,

This is to inform you that your ACLS/BCLS/PALS/TNCC/ENPC/ATLS/CEN/Nursing license is due to expire in two years.

Please provide a copy of your new card.

Failure to do so can result in termination of your employment.



This is followed up with exponential frequency, and ever more ominous threats of dismissal if said card is not provided.

So, you provide said cards, despite the fact that not having to come to work would be a wonderful reason for not providing it.


Then you find this in your mailbox:

Hey Staff Person,

Your ACLS/BCLS/PALS/TNCC/ENPC/ATLS/CEN/Nursing license expired two months ago.

If you don’t get your butt in gear, like, tomorrow, you’ll be like, homeless in a month because you won’t be getting a paycheck anymore, and if we have to send another message, it will be with Tony Soprano, capiche?



Now you know you sent that damn card in. So you call Human Resources, the source of the threat letters.


“Human Resources”

“Hi, this is Kim from the Emergency Department. I just got a rather threatening letter regarding an ACLS/BCLS/PALS/TNCC/ENPC/ATLS/CEN/Nursing license that I submitted two months ago.”

“We never received it.”

“Well, I sent it.”

“Where did you send it?”

(Sigh) “I gave a copy to my manager and sent one to the nursing office like I’m supposed to, dork.

“Oh, that’s the problem! The nursing office doesn’t handle nursing certifications anymore. HR does it now.”

“Excuse me? When did the nursing office, the one-stop-shop for all our nursing needs, stop keeping track of the nurses?”

Yadda, yadda, yadda.


Now wait just a minute here.

My facility is not a huge, faceless World-Renown- Hospital-With-Attached-Medical-School. If my wayward in-house mail was opened in the Nursing Office, why would the person in question not put it back in the manila envelope, mark it for HR and send it on its merry way?

And where did my copy go, if not to HR?

Something tells me that the manager of engineering now knows I passed ACLS.


The moral of the story?

I turn my cards in on time.

And I make three copies of the card in question and hand them personally to the HR department.

God forbid they send Tony Soprano to my house.

Then again, he likes Journey so he can’t be all bad.


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August 9, 2008, 1:04 pm

Medbloggers Needed for BlogWorld Expo

This is very exciting news!

We have an opportunity to meet as a med-blogging group at this year’s BlogWorld.

For those of us who have wanted a chance to have a med-blogger meet up, this is an opportunity to meet under the auspices of BlogWorld .

I spoke to Rick Calvert, the CEO and Co-Founder of Blog World and New Media Expo.

Here are our opportunities:

  • We can do a panel presentation. Would you be willing to sit on a panel?

Here were some of my ideas:

a. Navigating HIPAA laws

b. Healthcare through the eyes of a doctor, nurse and patient

c. Healthcare Blogger Code of Ethics – discussion

d. Universal Health Care – a feasible proposition?

e. To Be or Not To Be – the case for blogging under your own name


  • We can meet in a breakout breakfast or lunch get-together.

This will set the groundwork for having a full track of med-blogger topics at next year’s BlogWorld.

I will be going to BlogWorld and am very excited about the opportunities it will give us as medbloggers to meet and discuss issues specific to our community.

Please let me know (a) if you will be able to attend, (b) are you willing to sit on a panel and (c) which topic you think is best.

I have to know by Thursday, as this opportunity has just opened up and time is of the essence. Please email me (Contact button above) or comment here on Emergiblog.

This is BIG, folks, and I’m ecstatic!

Join me!


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My name is Kim, and I'm a nurse in the San Francisco Bay area. I've been a nurse for 33 years; I graduated in 1978 with my ADN. My experience is predominately Emergency and Critical Care, and I have also worked in Psychiatry and Pediatrics. I made the decision to be a nurse back in 1966 at the age of nine...

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